but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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