youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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