someone get that fucking seahorse.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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