In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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