Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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