Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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