I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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