I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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