what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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