I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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