Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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