Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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