Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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