im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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