we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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