So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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