Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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