Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull