I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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