why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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