Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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