Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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