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She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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