hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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