I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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