i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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