Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just wanna be euthanized
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.