remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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