At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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