i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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