why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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