i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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