they need to just BURY HIM!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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