Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"