They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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