get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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