Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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