I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I need water and some morals
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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