I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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