He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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