Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
handjob tips. give me some.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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