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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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