Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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