Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I want her autograph on my taint
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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