I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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