dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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