Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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