belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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