This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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