even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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