OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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