Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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