Can i not drive my cunt home
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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