if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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