Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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