We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?