shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.