Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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