I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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