So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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