She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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