she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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