its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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